He can get there by hitting 500 home runs. Saved you a click.

Seen Kyle? Have you seen Kyle?

Jokes on him I’m never getting one

But what about 8?

Of course they did

Mark Zuckerberg carries a bag of his own farts and makes his wife smell them every hour

I like lemmy. Fuck Spez

We knew this as soon as they got rid of the “Don’t be evil” slogan

I’ll give you three guesses

PR stunt

Yo-ho!

Fresh outta the freezer

And everybody knows he stole Facebook from Spider-Man

Russian, he’s Putin’s GoodBoy

Ride - Nowhere

Just like Furbys

Nate Silver is full of crap

Thanks!

For now

I’m still waiting for the cyberpunk part to happen