By far most ink cartridges come without heads. The heads are mounted in the printer itself. Even if the head is on the cartridge the controller can still be in the printer.

I mean his nose is perfectly accessible so it only makes sense to.

That seems easy enough to make. Weave some metal thread into the paper or some such and you’ll jam most shredders handily.

A couple people have said this now, but can you link some examples? I’ve been watching the channel for a while and don’t recall things like that, but it could just be that I was watching with rose colored glasses.

A dutch bicycle. Made from steel, with a kickstand, a chainguard a dynamo and internal gear. Built to last.

If you want to spend slightly more, go for one with a hub dynamo. Those have way less resistance, and don’t have a tendency to stop working in snowy weather.

I feel like I have to point out that Xorg is neither unmaintained nor deprecated. It is old as tits though.