So sorry. I’m sure with lots of hard work, nepotism and education you too may some day be able to work at a McDonald’s of your own and get your prints stolen. Keep that head up champ and pull up hard on those boot straps! :)

Yeah companies don’t care. McDonald’s sold my fingerprint data. I used it to clock in and out for work. I got like a 50 dollar settlement or something so that was nice <3 ty Ronald

Exactly. There was also a puzzle table once. The higher boss said he loved to see people building teamwork and closer relationships and liked the puzzle. I luckily knew the whole time that even though he said this he fucking hated the puzzle. I winced everytime he’d catch someone working on it. Some people are just oblivious AF. “He said he likes the puzzle!” Yeah he said that, but he absolutely does not and you’re probably on the shit list now

There was an ice cream party for the company. Those who attended were laid off.

Defenestration. Throwing someone out of a window. Example the defenestration of prague

Super Mario world with my dad

I like how my social security card explicitly says not to be for identification and tax purposes only. But I need for absolutely fucking everything and to identify I’m a citizen. Can hardly sign up for a new email without a SSN. (Exaggerating of course about the email)

I don’t know how they think I could afford subscriptions for every object in my life. There’s no way

Be an insensitive asshole

Nice to a fault. I think it’s because I try to be the person I always wish I would have had access to because I’ve never really had any support from anyone.

I got scared and sold lol :(

I can’t snap very well. Or whistle

Tinder. We are married now and expecting a baby

Exactly lol. That’s why currently stuck commuting a bit more than 3 hours a day round trip to work smh

20k. I live in a shit hole

Yeah. I just don’t like trying to email 100+ authors haha. But you are right in general they do like to share most of the time

I need people to submit more of the research papers that I need to be able to read to lib Gen or sci hub

I always excitedly go to Scihub or LibGen only to find that they never have the paper I am wanting. Smh

Ayy same.

From my point of view this is true. Except for the world slowly becoming physically unlivable to our species this is a phenomenon while not entirely new, true, has ramped up faster than ever before