What could possibly go wrong?

Helping Mexico keep Americans looking for relief, out.

It’s astonishingly ludicrous what these assholes get away with.

It’s equivalent to plugging a surge protector into itself— eNdLesS pOweR!!!

The jig is up

So he’s not smart enough to prevent it.

P: “You will do as I say”

T: “Yes”

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The stock’s valuation makes no sense at all. A market cap of 38 billion on no revenue and declining growth?

Get fucked, Spez.

Tim Cook

Tim Apple

Tim Pussy

Coup d’éfat

😂 oh I like that! Good trade.

The Lightning really is a nice looking truck.

The trapezoid Minecraft Cybertruck Deplorian— not so much…

“No shit, dumbass…”

—everyone

The jiggling jello mold on the left looks like a Tourette syndrome episode

Zuck over there fingering himself

Let them fight…

Al Franken remembers

Google

*Gargle

His penis inverted and then I read he underwent surgery and got a rat penis transplant.