That’s so original I bet no queer person has ever heard that one before

Oh yeah, vegans were so fussy with their demands that you

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Stop eating the dead flesh of abused animals that are bred in horrific death factories.

I always found carnists more obnoxious than vegans. Anytime you see a vegan offered a meat product and they politely turn it down like “oh no thanks” some idiot is always like “👁️👄👁️ ArE YoU VeGaN? I LikE BaCoN! HaHa I’M GoInG To EaT An ExTrA BuRgEr NoW To AnNoY YoU! MMM!” Like fuck off and let them eat their tofu, you dick.

You even get sick fucks slipping vegans meat and then laughing about it to them later like “HAHAHA I MADE YOU EAT MEAT!” cool bro, how would you feel if I made you eat your dog, you sociopath.

Wow it sure sucks that the Dems keep letting the Republicans win then.

No, blaming minorities is MAGA playbook. Fuck off racist.

Dionysus has gotta taste like wine.

I dunno man is Prometheus a birb?

If yes than proceed with caution because he will mess your bowels up

I’m not going to poop on their bananas

Good job reinforcing the fact that transphobes are dumb as shit

The imperialist will never understand comradery

Go cry more

What do you think of owls?

Don’t be so hard on yourself

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day, thank you lmao