Some billionaires

But FSD is coming next year though /s

Kiwi bird in New Zealand? Chance in a million.

The language isn’t the problem with COBOL, it’s the likelihood that you will be maintaining (not adding to, but maintaining) a software system that may not have any docs and the original implementers are dead. Next, there will be nobody to verify the business rules that are specified in the code. Finally after you make a mistake about a business rule, you will be thrown under the bus.

What’s a zipper merge?

Screams in Midwestern

Like getting shanked, then getting in trouble because of the zero tolerance policy (even when the parents brought up the offender before).

Why does there need to be a point?

I wish that we could use same MFA more often! My bank can get outa here with that texting me a code bullshit. Let me use a rotating key!

It’s okay Snarf, we know you did nothing wrong.

Or depending on the location and water availability, a two tier reservoir system that pumps water to a higher reservoir to store the energy and let’s the water flow back to the lower reservoir to create electricity.

Different risks of course (if there’s a damn failure there’s a flood), but there are more energy storage options than just batteries.

A post about helping your fellow human? Have an upvote.

Even if it didn’t, so you really think that Nintendo won’t make Mario cart 9?

Hollow Knight

I know Team Cherry is working on it, but I’m still pumped for when they’re ready to release it.

Newborn family leave needs to be protected federally.

FTFY, why shouldn’t we try to have both parents around while we’re at it.

For the people in the article complaining:

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Don’t invest in meme coins.

It’s 2024 how do I get rid of Mr. Mime in my peripheral vision when I’m not wearing glasses?

I run some TTRPG groups and having AI take in some context and generate the first draft of flavor text for custom encounters is nice. Also for generating background art and player character portraits is an easy win for me.

Tesla Musk: Why would we need lidar? Just use visual cameras

FTFY

Man I wish we had QAs still at my Mega Corp. They removed the role and saddled development with that responsibility (along with getting rid our our business analysts and putting that also on the engineer’s responsibility list).