Oh man blue shelled is perfect

We trained him wrong. As a joke.

We could but those heads are pretty full of hot gas, might be pretty explosive

Everyone in the building wears one regardless.

My management or owners are not allowed to see the content and it can only be reviewed by a third party arbitration.

If the camera is off I might as well be dead to my employers and coworkers.

My pay increases proportionally to the success of the business.

I had the same thought for a while, then I started playing dnd and subsequently DMing. Now any extra mental bandwidth I did have goes to solving open-ended people problems my players give me while we’re playing.

Side benefit is I’ve felt more empathetic and patient with people since starting because I have to constantly put myself in a character’s head when we’re role-playing. I imagine that makes one seem more personable and cool to be around possibly helping with the unemployment too

Oh sure servers do cost money but Google wants to have their cake and eat it to with the creators that make people actually want to use the site despite all their bullshit. Changing standards of what is and isn’t not acceptable coming from the top has made every creator dance and squirm to escape the very real eventuality of having weeks of work mean nothing. Google doesn’t respect the people making the product they are selling so I refuse to respect the bill they try to send me

Dnd sessions, always fun to have props

Hey friend I’m a cobbler that does those kind of lifts all the time. I use a contact cement that is removed with acetone but acetone along with isopropyl alcohol can melt the material that some soles are made from so be careful. Aside from that practicing your moonwalk on the pavement outside with them on will help plenty with the stickiness if it’s just the adhesive on there that’s the problem

I’m sorry Bill. I can’t open the pod bay door until you subscribe to Omni-zon

Not only that but they worked the GOP into a corner. Either they take up the deal and pass their golden border bill and it’s no longer something they can screech about for the next 6 months or they do nothing, the bill dies again and the Dems can again prove that the Right doesn’t actually want to fix anything

Exactly, to use a bizarre example it illegal to trade onions on the futures market specifically but the bill that law is in has broader language curtailing market manipulation through supply hoarding. If the right to repair gets written up it will set precedent

Customer service: 5-7 business days on hold and only one “courtesy disconnect”

Apps are super efficient just not for the consumer. Not only do they get our money through buying their overpriced product they can sell the “depersonalized” data they scraped while you were using the app

Just until it’s popular enough to pull the rug like Reddit did right? Get fucked Zuck

Bout to take a Tumblr for sure

I make stuff and yeah the crafter communities are pretty dead here. The comments I do get feel more genuine though

Sounds like the people who run Reddit haven’t been paying attention to what the internet does to greedy people who start complaining

It was momentum for me, just couldn’t be bothered to take care of it until recently. Glad I did and regret it wasn’t sooner

He has too much money to give a shit, he lost more money than anyone has literally ever on this deal and he still has more money than almost anyone who’s ever lived. Only way he stops being like this is if he drops dead from the inevitable overdose he’s queuing up for himself

Worked the first time, let’s fucking go