“And nothing of value was lost.” Don’t let the door hitcha where the good Lord splitcha, bitch.

There’s a gas station north of Austin TX in Round Rock that has Buddha Burgers. Absolutely, hands down the best burgers I’ve ever had, fast food or otherwise.

Oof. You’re fucking pathetic.

Holy shit, you’re the voice of America? You’ve got some fucking splaining to do, then.

I once feel asleep, standing up, at a Static X concert. 12 straight hours of drinking will have that effect…

Wanna get high…?

I talked my then 17yo nephew away from the whole Tate/Peterson/Rogan sphere a couple years ago. It’s really sad how few quality role models there are for young men these days, and these shills are happily filling the spaces.

I was gonna say Albuquerque, because of the name itself, the weird Al song and Breaking Bad, but Roswell is way tinier.

“Try my Nuts To Your Fist Style!”

I can’t agree harder. Unforgiven II killed that album for me. Such a letdown. This is Metallica? It’s more like an audio version of Ambien.

Both Load and Reload by Metallica. I had just discover The Black Album and was hoping for more of the same. I understand that some folks like em, but they just don’t do anything for me.

Your rectum, my steel toe. Your eye socket, my bat… My choices for their bodies are endless!

I really, REALLY hope i hear someone say this around me. I’m still trying to decide what choices i will unleash on their body…

He said he was gonna cut the federal budget by ~30%, or roughly two trillion dollars. I saw an economist say that if you fired Every. Single. Govt. Employee it still wouldn’t save two trillion dollars. It’s just absolutely insane.

Sharpen up the 'tines, me hearties. The time is nigh.

My favorite passage: “…”

The 1812 Overture to braille

Gimme da cash!

Wouldn’t it be a bit more concerning if it exploded into smaller, yet complete satellites…? Exploding “into pieces” seems downright SOP to me.

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Define “kid.”