Oh no the thing I voted for is happening

“The video footage of the Ulvade TX shooting has been edited to remove the children’s screams.”

I think the French will be fine, lucky fuckers.

Open season on the tasty meat creatures

My safe space! sobs for attention

“Trust me I know a guy who knows a guy who has a blackmail video of me with an underage male minor so believe me”

“Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?”.

-Bender Rodriguez

Also “Not gonna lie…” to start a sentence. Well thank you for that decency?

I don’t use the internet

No censoring, their ideas are bad and they should feel bad.

The 2000 Corolla 4 cylinder manual is indestructible if you change the oil and don’t crash it.

They take the man’s entire life away because he revealed us terrible things our non-elected leaders are doing to us. Who was hurt by his actions?

Always have money for war and bloodshed

I’d settle for DSL in my home town, 20 minutes away from a major city. Satellite is the only option available 😫 why isnt 100% of America connected at this point?

“Don’t hold it like that” -Steve Jobs, when the iphone4 dropped signal if you held it like a phone to your ear.

Shawshank Redemption

Fucking hilarious at parts, definitely a Mel Brooks production. Worth a watch through once for sure

Seriously, quit and get a job which contributes to society if the pay is too pitiful playing MLM for Amazon.

If I get bored sometimes I’ll look for a new app or game and end up closing the app without downloading anything. It’s all just complete garbage games and in-app purchases.