That comment is correct on so many levels…

How many times until they catch the cocksuckers that keep stealing them then?

At 44, I’m pretty sure it’s been stolen ten times.

Or better yet, unfuck the system that requires us to have the damned things?

Fortune favors the bold.

It was written in a graduation card from my grandfather.

I really enjoyed my Sidekick from TMo. Great device to play Google roulette back when feature phones were king.

But the dual slide on the Helio Ocean was pretty dope too. The screen was just too small for most people to care.

Anyone own a pair of Heatwaves?

I’m hoping for an honest review before I drop $80

Thanks I hate it.

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Remember kids, if a person asks “What would you do if I asked you out?” – that person is asking you out.

Genealogy sites.

Yea hey xitter my xitter now

Pay to be free like me on xitter now

Speech is only money on xitter now

…

Take it in the the xitter now xitter now

Potatoes and hamburger gravy, yep that’s a thing

“Redditors vent and complain”

News at 11.

An open - source, decentralized job board? Yeah, hopefully someone does that, I’m sure it would serve a great need.

That actually makes a ton of sense. We fucking paid for it after all.

Well if you happen to remake Mail Order Monsters, I’ll buy it!

I don’t know, I hear they have great cinema.

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Mulled wine. You can go as heavy or as light on the spices you like. I’m a fan of mulled mead. Great cold weather drink.

Just caught N / A. In that case, hot apple cider or a big mug of Earl Grey. Can’t go wrong with black tea.