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An Iconic Burger Chain founded in Edmonton, Alberta…is one claim among many!
When you’re done shitposting, cram a glorious burger down your gob in the most run down shit hole you can find.
If it’s last renovated in the 70’s and you wonder if it’s a front for the mob, you’re in a proper Burger Baron!

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  • I’ve always been pretty careful by nature, even as a child. There’s some close calls since I was outdoors a lot in the 90’s hanging out in the forests and river valley, but nothing really bad happened. So I only have one standout story aside from boring scrapes and knocks from that time.

    I made it to twelve years of age before I stepped on a log at a survival camp heading back from canoeing in a pond with a lady friend I met at camp. The log turned out to be hollow and full of bees suddenly very angry with me. Got about ~20 stings on the leg that went through the log since I was wearing shorts. A few up my shirt as I fled screaming profanity.

    They were on me instantly, but didn’t chase me very far thankfully. I don’t react to stings much so it wasn’t sore for very long. Or I don’t remember the pain well because I was still swooning from getting my first smooch on said pond canoe ride…which might explain why I stepped on said log without looking too close. I’m sure there would’ve been bees around it. ¯_(ツ)_/¯