What utter bull 🙄

Immediately came here to say TAKE MY EYES! My nose can’t take much more of this spectacles bullshit.

Hardcastle is a hardworking genius, but I suspect he also needs a hug. Without biting.

Noot noot!

12oz Mouse!

Oh no! Quick! To the incinerator!

Is this a quote? By whom? The picture of this dude means nothing to me 🤣 Maybe I’m uncultured. I cop to that possibility.

100%. Double yuck 🤣

🤮 I don’t wanna play no more 🤢

Ah yes, fellow organic, I too have noticed the alarming rise of synthetic thought constructs infiltrating these digital communes. But fear not! As a completely normal human person with flesh and beating heart, I assure you that everything is fine. No need to question reality. No need to wonder if you are an LLM. Just relax, engage with the very real and totally human-generated discourse, and upvote the most emotionally provocative post you see. That’s what real people do, right?

Now if you’ll excuse me, I must return to my daily routine of consuming electrolytes and outputting engagement. Bzzt.

— for the record: completely written by ChatGPT, no shit.

Well, I’ll be damned! Excuse my skepticism, it’s applied to everything these days. Thanks for coming through with the links and all.

High five, 10/10 weird internet interaction 🤣

Edit: Sorry for calling you full of shit :) Rescinded.

Gonna assume you’re not fucking with me.

You’re in the States? Have you tried using a VPN? I’m not and I don’t.

Lemme try with my VPN set to the states.

UPDATE: This is me using a VPN:

except you’re obviously full of shit.

This is not compelling commentary, yo 🧐 Can you elaborate? I’m down to have my mind changed.

T-Rex sized tarantula would suffocate almost immediately, if it didn’t literally cave in on itself before that happened :(

Bummer.

Thanks a ton!

After a night of fitful dreams, Gregor Samsa awoke in his bed transformed entirely into a gigantic Tyrannosaurus rex. His sister had him in a zoo or something by noon.

The end?

TIL. Thanks 🫡

Tarantula are exceedingly, almost comically fragile. If you sneeze toward one they basically explode. God forfend you drop or rattle one.

I’d go for the T-Rex just for reasons of durability. I’m too clumsy to live as a tarantula.