I believe this is how you know:

Cogito, ergo sum res venalis

• René Descartes

But then how would I look at my phone while using my Desktop.

I’ll need a dummy phone to doom scroll on.

…you said 10 more years 50 years ago

But only the white middle aged men with regular male names and above average height.

And it only takes 22 seconds to consume.

Where’s the profit in empathy?

If the eyebrows are not split, you must acquit!

Probably the Book of Mormon original Broadway cast recording. But I’d have to cut out 1 song, that’d be difficult to choose which one.

Just don’t name it Steve. You’re in for a world of troubles with GPU Steve.

When all you have is a hammer, everything is a nail.

Oh we definitely do! Definitely for this, and definitely for many other things.

Yeah, school.in the 90’s was so gay.

I think this is gay eraser

Very nice!

Ain’t nothin’ but a heartache

Bigfoot was paid by the Illuminati!

That’s right kids. To avoid this situation be sure to use tabs for indentation.

And that’s where baby magnets come from.

I just showed my boy this one.

The boy: “Is it wearing shoes??”