Ah shit, Google maps is driving us straight into the Andromeda Galaxy.

“Money”

What’s the opposite of “eating the onion”? I thought this was satire for sure.

I have 8 playlist I’ve been cultivating for like 6 years now, and it’s kind of hard to walk away from that. And I’ll fuck the dirt before I go back and re-make them lol.

Yeah, I thought it said “sock” as well!

What happened, most likely, is he screwed it up because he realized he couldn’t say “shame on me” without it being a soundbite on every news outlet. Better to appear dumb than personally apologetic to a national tragedy.

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Please… for all that is good… listen to world war z, and the dark tower series.

Space trains fall under a different regulating authority than space stations, unfortunately.

Ah, that checks out. Thanks, Satan’s Maggoty Cum Fart!

Uh…what