The Assman

All these weird numeric names. I’m gonna build a GPU and name it Jonathan.

You literally can. It’s a setting.

Guarantee 99% of bluesky users have no idea what federation is

Neither can the future martian colonists

My pixel 4 I bought used years ago is still fine

Member when you went to specific websites for specific content to amuse yourself, instead of trawling one of five garbage dumps to find something interesting to look at

The toaster oven I just invented works much better than a traditional one. It reheats French fries perfectly, you can dehydrate in it, makes succulent roasted chicken, and about 2.5% of the time it burns down your house. You’ll always need to keep an eye on it to make sure that doesn’t happen. Remember though, much better than a traditional one.

the endless wagons of money from hyped up sponsors

For the record, that describes almost every big software company in the last 30 years.

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We switched from Kroger to a couple of international groceries. It’s hit and miss quality wise, but this way I’m only supporting at most a handful of greedy shitbags.

They let criminals out of jail and send them to the meat grinder

I don’t see how this is any different than a strawman political cartoon. It’s a misleading image created to ratchet up people’s emotions. Like it’s bad, but is it a new kind of bad? I’m not so sure.

You could have a promising career in finance

Why would they want to solve an issue that causes you to need a new product from them

The Defunct Ones

Another day I’m thankful I don’t work for a company that uses microshit anymore

I wish

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Idk who built it but the place I used to live in BFE definitely has broadband now.

There are no LLMs that do not hallucinate.