Literal “if you’ve got nothing to hide you’ve got nothing to fear” energy

Literally the future capitalism has always wanted; all common resources seized from the public for the good of private equity.

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Oh, well, those AI companies have been struggling to find a practical use case, so maybe you should present a pitch to them if you’re so confident in its uses, you could be worth billions!

AI is why.

I hope it fucken sinks

Oh man they can’t afford to gain any degrees in Phoenix.

Literally a vampire.

Please, I am begging them to fuck off to their gulch and leave us the fuck alone at last!

Fascists ain’t ever gonna stop getting scammed and it won’t ever stop being funny.

Heavy Metal. It’s so excited to show you all its cool stuff!

Great Expectations. I actually developed a liking of Dickens from school, I don’t get the “sentimentality” arguments people make about his writing, a lot of his stories are rawand visceral critiques of Victorian Britain.

Thermal printer. I play a lot of tabletop rpgs and wargames and it helps having the ability to print out handouts without worrying about how much ink I have left!