Ill got first.

I felt a bit nauseous coming back from work one day last week so I went straight to bed without eating.

The next morning I was quite hungry and once I had driven to work I went to a Tesco Superstore with a hankering for a banana.

Cue stupidity. I went to the adjoining Costa to use the bathroom and quickly scanned for bananas, which they didn’t have so I bought an overpriced toastie instead.

A few days later I’m sat mind wandering and I think I was in Tesco with thousands of bananas but I just checked Costa. Sigh

  • erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml
    1·
    2 years ago

    I ran an UPDATE without a WHERE clause.

    Edit: Remember kids, when updating a database, always write your WHERE before your FROM.

    • Cuteblooded@feddit.nl
      1·
      2 years ago

      I ran the wrong DELETE statement today and accidentally deleted around 2.7 million records today instead of 13 …

    • FredericChopin_@feddit.ukOP
      0·
      2 years ago

      Oof.

      To share another in a similar vain.

      I work in Visual Studio Professional and I may have used the find and replace feature but forgot to keep it for current file and the entire solution was affected.

      I was mid session so couldn’t really role back the commit so I just had to laboriously check all the files I’d modified until the errors went away.

  • Shurf116@lemmy.ml
    1·
    2 years ago

    Yesterday I had to finish my work at 6 to attend a 3 hours language class at 7 and I was dissociating so hard that when I left I had to come back to work to grab something I forgot, then I freaked out thinking I lost a key to my office (they were in the other pocket). Then halfway to the language school I realized that I lost my coat somewhere along the way. Then I managed to get lost somehow on my way to the language school. After the class I got lost twice when I was exiting the fckin building! I was like “get yourself together FFS!” lol Feel so stupid even now while I’m writing this.