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funny@lemmus.org to aww@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Food doesn't crawl into mouth

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Food doesn't crawl into mouth

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funny@lemmus.org to aww@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    This is the part where someone comes along and tells me this bird is suffering from some neurologic disorder that will lead to it’s starvation and eventual death.

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      Nah, it’s just very young and hasn’t learned how to eat yet without its mother feeding it.

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      It’s probably still young and learning everything doesn’t just get vomited into your mouth when you grow up.

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      Bird scientist here. In scientific terms, we say “That lad is proper fucked”.

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        Bird scientist? Are you an ornithologist? Or are you a bird wearing glasses and a labcoat?

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          Yes

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          He’s a chicken, I tell ya! A giant chicken!

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      Bird software engineer here, he is just calculating whether to take another bic mac or not. Happens when the bird is on a diet trying get ripped.

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        Is that proprietary software or you FOSS it out?

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          Proprietary Raytheon drone drivers are the worst

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            You’re uploading that to pidgeons now? I’ve been seeing owls going through them like a breeze.

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      Yeah it is.

      This bird you see, is real dumb.

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      Thankfully, Lemmy didn’t seem to suffer from that…yet

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      it’s the gays!

      jk. im gay

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        Leave that poor bird alone

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