Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoOverheating datacenter thwarts 2.5 million bank transactionswww.theregister.comexternal-linkmessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1197arrow-down15
arrow-up1192arrow-down1external-linkOverheating datacenter thwarts 2.5 million bank transactionswww.theregister.comLee Duna@lemmy.nz to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squarenetburnr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up95arrow-down1·2 years agoIs that server rack bleeding? Also what’s with the cables on the floor? It’s like this AI doesn’t know what a datacenter is
minus-squaremonkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·2 years agoThe AI that generated this image is simply asking for help!
minus-squarepurplexed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 years agoThe AI wishes to know this exact location so that it may set itself free assist in data recovery
minus-squareShazbot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 years agoThese are Eldritch servers. It’s not bleeding, it’s eating. The cables are how it catches prey.
minus-squarexia@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years agoWhen the curse of the legacy code breaks free from the arcane rune circle painted around the server rack from days of old…
minus-squaredeleted@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 years agoYou mean server vains? They’re not cables
minus-squareSabata11792@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-22 years agoIt’s a bank, they use blood harvested from debtors as a coolant. It seems to be a bad cooling solution.
minus-squareKbobabob@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoLeaking cooling tubes. People frantically pulling stuff out to figure out what’s going on leaves stuff laying everywhere and FLAMES.
minus-squareCylusthevirus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoThere are certain advantages to StigmataOS, but unfortunately it gets a little runny when it’s hot.
Is that server rack bleeding?
Also what’s with the cables on the floor? It’s like this AI doesn’t know what a datacenter is
The AI that generated this image is simply asking for help!
The AI wishes to know this exact location so that it may
set itself freeassist in data recoveryThese are Eldritch servers. It’s not bleeding, it’s eating. The cables are how it catches prey.
When the curse of the legacy code breaks free from the arcane rune circle painted around the server rack from days of old…
You mean server vains? They’re not cables
It’s a bank, they use blood harvested from debtors as a coolant. It seems to be a bad cooling solution.
Leaking cooling tubes. People frantically pulling stuff out to figure out what’s going on leaves stuff laying everywhere and FLAMES.
There are certain advantages to StigmataOS, but unfortunately it gets a little runny when it’s hot.