• wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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    1 day ago

    “And why did you leave your last job?”

    “The company went bankrupt due to severe mismanagement.”

    “How did you get your management position at that company?”

    “My dad was rich.”

    “You’re hired.”

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      21 hours ago

      “Now watch this drive”

      You forgot the part where they’re on the golf course and already know each other and are acting like there’d be an interview because pretending to be poor and like the world is based to any degree on merit is actually hilarious to them.