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cheese_greater@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

How come sometimes I only want the blanket/covers over my feet and not legs?

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How come sometimes I only want the blanket/covers over my feet and not legs?

cheese_greater@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    The monster under the bed can’t get you if :

    1. You’re feet are covered.
    2. You’re head is covered.

    I thought this was common knowledge.

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    • ryannathans@aussie.zone
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      You are feet are covered

      You are head is covered

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        There’s a lesson somewhere in their.

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          No theirs isn’t

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      And the fact is that wearing socks don’t help. Only blanket is effective against those monsters.

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      Honestly, this is kinda like the perfect answer for me. I love this kinda shit, Monsters under the bed lol

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      This response would be even funnier if you like totally doubled-down and prefaced it with “Everybody knows that…” + Your current prose.

      ;)

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